~Larchus

Okay, here's a summary.

Tim's Goat (0%)
Kevin's Furhammer 40,000 Battleground (0%)
KBAV's Winter Wolf (0%)

... If you'll look at this summary, you'll realize I haven't started on your requests at all. Bear with me a moment, I DO have an explanation for this.

Well it all started around a couple of months ago when my parents realized that our roof shingles blew off during a storm in one part of the house. Well, Inside our walls, it's dark and moist.

BIOLOGY QUESTION: What multiplies inside walls in those conditions that is relatively bad for you family's health? Well, assuming some people who read my journals are total asshats (not mentioning names) I will give you the answer. It is mold.

Well, ever since we had the mold, we knew we had to move out of our house. No, my house was NOT covered in a circus tent. It was just house mold that rots our insulation. So we had to have our walls torn out, and the insulation replaced. And by walls I mean all of them. Every room, everywhere you consider wall, torn out and having it's insulation repaired as I type this.

Of course, I wouldn't be typing this if we had all of our furniture moved out of our- OH WAIT, I forgot to mention. I had to help move every piece of furniture out of our house, from the smallest knick-knack, to my parent's queen sized bed. But then you ask,

"Mike, you perfect example of sexual masculinity, where are you now?"

Well, right now, I am in Clifton, New Jersey. Apparently I've watched the microwave cook food for too long, and I thought air filled with industrial smoke and large amounts of Polish people (myself included)more appealing than a four star hotel. But don't blame me, I needed help getting through that hotel, and I lost the enclosed instruction book, so I didn't go.

So yes. I'm not in my house, I'm in my dad's house in NJ. I haven't done anything sketchy at all recently, too busy working at restaurants and going to parties filled with people I find awkwardly unfamiliar. I think I broke my record in long journal entries so I'm going to leave it at this.

I know you're requests aren't done, and I thank you all for not being dicks about it. I will start soon.... I think.

P.S. I saw The Dark Knight. That movie was the shit!